big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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pestergamzeeandtavros:

I had to.

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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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goasthed:

Tails practice sketches ’ w ‘

goasthed:

Tails practice sketches ’ w ‘

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suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です